Flash Fiction

"To Dream of Tigers"

"Employee of the Month"

"Rude Awakening"

"Retirement Plan"

Poetry

"Homo Femalia"

"Where I'm From"

"Feral"

"The Familiar"

"Ocean Caught, Farm Raised"

"Table for One"

Novels

Did you know that the Virgin Mary had an evil twin? Neither did the outrageous residents of Steadfast, Kentucky until she showed up to sabotage their annual Ham Happening--a three-day celebration of all things pork. But before the opening Ham Ball even gets rolling, Myrtle swoops in and embarks upon a mission involving performing pigs, a sadistic soap star, the Miss Ham Honey pageant, same sex marriage, big hair, and genetic engineering. The fate of the town is left to young festival president Tancy Sloane, a rebel in her own right, who must decide whether to stop the renegade saint...or to join her.

The Miracle of Myrtle: Saint Gone Wild is sweet tea with a big shot of bourbon and a juicy slice of the supernatural. Prepare for a party on every page.

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Have you ever met, married, and buried someone all in the span of five minutes? You have if you’re Kat McCoy, the Dr. Frankenstein of flirting who turns every man into a monster in her mind. Set in New York City at the height of the speed dating craze, Flirtini with Disaster: The Single Girl’s Guide to Self-Sabotage follows this outrageous party girl as she is thrust into the company of twenty bachelors via the “Date and Dash.” Once the party gets started and Kat's overactive imagination takes control, it is one humiliating adventure after another. The night sends Kat on an involuntary journey of self-discovery that involves her Drag Daddy, yodeling, sex with a ghost, a serial killer, a lesbian encounter, black velvet art, a well-endowed rodeo clown, and booze, booze, and more booze. Dare to come along on this unforgettable romp through the fifth region of dating hell. Warning: This is not chick lit for the weak at heart.​

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